Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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