Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
smell my finger.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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