I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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