weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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