what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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