You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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