Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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