you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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