using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I will be naked everywhere
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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