yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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