try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
MIDGETS
????
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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