I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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