he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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