is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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