Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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