I will die if light touches me.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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