all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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