Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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