We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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