I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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