Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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