Dual....:-)
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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