Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
In the future we'll all be gay
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
