we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
handjob tips. give me some.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
