i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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