He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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