you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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