i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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