You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
