yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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