Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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