names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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