I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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