i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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