Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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