omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
