a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
This is the high leading the old right now
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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