is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
