you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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