i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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