I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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