But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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