JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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