Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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