He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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