UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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