Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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