he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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