Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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