go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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